A Shagger's Prayer
Lord shoot the gun and raise the flag.
At long, long last I've learned to shag.
The Basic I can do with ease
The Boogie Walk with bended knees.
The Pivot I now do very well,
Though learning it was holy hell.
As well as any I Belly Row,
And better than most I'm often told.
I Sugarfoot, Studder, Pick and Lean,
As for presence, man I'm mean.
Flybacks and Drop-Spins I take in stride,
Non-Shaggers now I can't abide.
Lord look down, that shagger you see,
With grateful heart, Lord
That's me, Me, ME!
Author: Phil Sawyer